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I'm Samantha. I'm an indie child with a bohemian spirit and gothic tastes. This is my humor blog where I primarily post things I find funny, for my personal blog go to

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Apr 25 2014 12:42 am

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Reminder to drink a lot of water and love yourself.

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Apr 25 2014 12:42 am

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do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button

its called faith

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Apr 25 2014 12:28 am

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citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
superman: it's a metaphor

Apr 25 2014 12:26 am

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Wtf even are scene kids? What’s scene? Ru ok?

Apr 25 2014 12:16 am

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Apr 25 2014 12:15 am

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Apr 24 2014 11:58 pm

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when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

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Apr 24 2014 11:57 pm

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I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

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Apr 24 2014 11:55 pm

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straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

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Apr 24 2014 11:45 pm

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Nothing beats drunk animal crossing

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