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I'm Samantha. I'm an indie child with a bohemian spirit and gothic tastes. This is my humor blog where I primarily post things I find funny, for my personal blog go to

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Apr 20 2014 12:25 pm

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if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

not a vegan by choice mind you, a person who physically could not digest animal proteins

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Apr 20 2014 12:24 pm

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I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it

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Apr 20 2014 12:21 pm

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I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

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Apr 20 2014 12:21 pm

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4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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Apr 20 2014 12:20 pm

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Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

oh thank god, I thought you were gonna say you wanted to hang me



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Apr 20 2014 12:19 pm

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"classical music is boring"



stravinsky’s rite of spring is about a girl who dances herself to death to appease the russian god of spring.

when it premiered the crowd got so amped up they opened up a mosh pit in the theater and the night would be forever known as the “riot of spring”

classical music is more metal than metal 

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Apr 20 2014 12:18 pm

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Apr 20 2014 12:16 pm

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Fry, the eternal optimist

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Apr 20 2014 12:13 pm

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my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

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Apr 20 2014 12:13 pm

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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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