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About Me:

I'm Samantha. I'm an indie child with a bohemian spirit and gothic tastes. This is my humor blog where I primarily post things I find funny, for my personal blog go to chasonfantome.tumblr.com

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Jul 21 2014 12:22 am

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uchiigatana:

im already hard

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Jul 21 2014 12:17 am

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shes-universal:

*ride operator voice* please keep your lols omgs and your “I tried to scroll past this”s inside the tags at all times ladies and gents

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Jul 21 2014 12:16 am

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Jul 21 2014 12:13 am

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Jul 20 2014 11:25 pm

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kuwata-kun:

destroy the idea of the “average father” coveting his daughter’s virginity and “protective brother” making sure no men lay their unholy eyes upon his sister who has given them full permission.

slaughter the idea that men are allowed to be gatekeepers for sex and have a duty or a right to “save women from themselves” when it comes to sex

kill the purity myth

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Jul 20 2014 11:25 pm

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116k:

mom dont worry that dope ass blunt you saw me roll on the kitchen counter is just a metaphor

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Jul 20 2014 11:25 pm

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Jul 20 2014 11:22 pm

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caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

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Jul 19 2014 6:08 pm

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Jul 19 2014 4:04 pm

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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