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About Me:

I'm Samantha. I'm an indie child with a bohemian spirit and gothic tastes. This is my humor blog where I primarily post things I find funny, for my personal blog go to chasonfantome.tumblr.com

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Aug 20 2014 7:40 pm

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Aug 20 2014 7:40 pm

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brakechecks:

" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"

Wow really?

I didn’t..

are you serious?

(via unicornpubes)

Aug 20 2014 7:38 pm

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lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

(via notyour-averagepsycho)

Aug 20 2014 7:37 pm

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(Source: draw-a-city, via staryuniverse)

Aug 20 2014 7:37 pm

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youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

(Source: aspirinorpizza, via stay-quiet-smoke-loud)

Aug 20 2014 7:36 pm

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Aug 20 2014 7:36 pm

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(via thelifeivebeenseeking)

Aug 20 2014 7:36 pm

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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via thelesbianperks)

Aug 20 2014 7:35 pm

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(Source: stonerthings, via chotpot)

Aug 20 2014 7:33 pm

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I need to make out.

Against the wall, on the bed, on top of you, underneath you, on the table, my legs around your waist, yours around mine.. biting your bottom lip, kissing your neck, moaning in your ear, running my hands all over your body. I want you hardcore.

(Source: ratchetwalters, via i-love-girls-so-fucking-what)


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